The sign of a true Steeler fan:My mom pulled out her new mascara today. For those of you who don’t know my mom, she’s obsessed with her makeup. She won’t even walk the dog in the morning without it. As soon as she pulled out the new tube, she shrieked, “It’s Seahawk [...]
Archive for February, 2006
Black and Gold Litmus Test
Posted in Uncategorized on February 4, 2006 | No Comments »
Black and Gold and Puke All Over
Posted in Uncategorized on February 2, 2006 | No Comments »
To: My Digestive SystemFrom: KimRE: The Commute From Hell
Dear Digestive System,
I’ve been pretty calm about everything going on with you, don’t you think? You grumble, I take it. You growl, I soothe you. I’ve been good to you. When you decided you couldn’t deal with milk anymore, I spent a fortune [...]
Dippy the Dog
Posted in Uncategorized on February 1, 2006 | No Comments »
The State of the Union royally pissed me off. Pitt’s loss to UConn. royally pissed me off. So I’m not going to talk about them. It’s my blog, I can do what I want. So there. Instead, I’m going to talk about another problem I have. My dog. [...]
