To: Mr. M.U. Cus, Director of Sinus and Nose Operations Tactics (S.N.O.T.)
From: Kim, Owner of Sinus and Nose
RE: Recent Overtime Production
Dear Mr. M.U. Cus,
It is my duty to inform you that, due to recent overages, S.N.O.T. will be terminated shortly unless your department ceases production immediately. Overproduction of S.N.O.T. has already resulted in the death of 47 large trees, in the form of tissues. We cannot allow the sacrifice of any more innocent lives. You have one week in which to cut back a great deal on the production of S.N.O.T. Failure to do so will result in immediate termination and forcible removal. I’m tired of having a runny nose.
Respectfully,
Kim
