I know this is a bit of old news, but I just had to comment on it. Dick Cheney shot his hunting companion in the face. This was a major “Thank you God” moment for me. I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. I almost feel badly for the guy, but he was a friend of Cheney’s. He probably deserved it. The shame of it is that it’s almost too easy to make fun of. Almost. He thought the dude was a bird. And this guy is running our country??!! Holy shit! I thought he was at least a bit smarter than W. I guess not. I’d like to see Charlton Heston defend this one. I think this proves the need for gun control. And what’s up with The Dick saying he “feels kinda bad” about this accident? KINDA?? Dude, you just shot your friend in the face!! WTF??!! I suppose this is just more evidence that The Dick has been dead for years, and the government just animates his body every once in a while. Although, they probably should have skipped this time.
Oh but wait, it gets better. I just found out that the dude The Dick shot had birdshot in his heart as well, and this caused him to have a minor heart attack. Stupid people should never be allowed to have guns or procreate.
