Okay, so I’m now flying on two hours of sleep. I don’t know why. I finally fell asleep at 5, only to be awakened by my mom’s obsessive vacuuming at 7. Gah! I need more sleep than that to function properly. Apparently, though, my body does not agree.
So, in my delirium, I have a question. I read that Prince Harry is joining the army. Apparently, it’s a unit that’s already been deployed to Iraq. So here’s my question. If Britain sends a prince to fight in this fucking war, can we send the Bush twins?? Please????