Dear President Pig-Fucker,
Because of you and your retarded post-9/11 immigration laws (which don’t work *at all*), I will not be with part of my family on Christmas Day. Why you ask? Let me explain. My cousin Jimmy is a US citizen who lives and works in Australia. His partner, who’s Malaysian, also lives and works [...]
Archive for December 11th, 2005
Why Our Country Sucks Part 647 (in which I drop the F-bomb repeatedly)
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She’s Lucky She’s Cute
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Remember how I was slaving away washing all of my bedding last night? Well, I woke up this morning to find that my charming dog had puked all over my nice clean comforter some time during the night. So far, I’ve resisted the urge to kill and/or seriously maim her, and I am [...]
