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Archive for August 31st, 2004

Diamonds really *are* a girl’s best friend!

And just when you though life couldn’t get any weirder, I give you Life Gem. Yup, that’s right. The woman actually turned her deceased husband into a diamond. Please feel free to insert your own pun here. I suppose that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “What a rock!,” [...]

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It really is an addiction.

Here’s an analogy for you:
Catnip is to cats as _____ is to dogs.
a) table scraps
b) a bone
c) squirrels
d) a belly rub
If you answered “c”, you are correct, my friend. Squirrels are like little puppy crack for my dog. I have always known that my dog loves to chase squirrels. In fact, there’s [...]

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