Well, I’m back. I had a really fun visit at home. But, it will be nice to get back into the swing of things. Listen to this – my first walk back, and some guy decides to hassle me. My dog chases squirrels, just like every other dog on the planet (except for those frou-frou little belly button lint lap dogs). So I indulge her fancy every time we see a squirrel. She never catches them; she just keeps them on their toes. Today, a guy was sitting by the lake and saw me let the dog run after a squirrel. This was our conversation:
Idiot:”That’s just sick. I can’t believe you trained your dog to chase poor little squirrels. There’s no reason for that. That’s just sick.”
Me:”Hey, it gives the squirrels exercise and keeps them from getting too tame.”
Idiot:”That’s no excuse. I still think it’s sick.”
Me: “I don’t give a flying f*%$ what you think. My dog’s going to chase as many squirrels whenever she wants.”
Then I promptly walked away. What an ass. My friend and I did another lap around the pond, hoping to let our dogs torment the guy some more. Alas, he had left. That’s the problem with stupid people. They annoy you for a little bit, but never hang around long enough for you to really mess with them.
